We have the T3CH...
Gazoland is home to the Stairs, Bomzotany VR Nexus, and various other joyous experiences such as national parks and t3ch hubs. Unfortunately, we have recently come under siege by Enphoso's horrible, super duper unfortunate Fog. Breath too much of that in and you DIE! Which is why we are rolling out military-grade respirators to all civilians in need!
Maybe don't visit us right now, but we'll tell you right away when we're ready for more visitors! If you're feeling kind, maybe you can join the Glaggleland Military to aid in the reinforcements sent out.
Current state of Gazoland you ask? Well, we're in the RED ZONE right now. There's evil pirates everywhere! EEK!